A collection of thoughts, quotes, and everyday confessions of a crash

So I used to be a martial artist



I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren’t a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we…





My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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“When you’re depressed, you want to sleep. When they give you medication to combat your depression, one of the main side effects is drowsiness. I can easily sleep twelve hours in a row and then have a nap a few hours later. It’s hard to stay positive when you’re constantly plotting how soon you can be unconscious.”

—   Molly Pohlig (via wontbedancinganymore)

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Hey guys! So, because I can’t actually adopt a dog myself at the moment but severely want to help dogs in need, I’m going to start posting a dog of the day from my area that needs your help. 
This guy? This is Atlas. He is an adult Labrador retriever mix from the Milwaukee area. He’s up to date on all his shots and is good with kids and other dogs. He is also neutered and housetrained! 
So, if any of you are able to reach out to this lovely dog, please do. If not, I’d appreciate it a lot if you reposted his story to try to get him a new home.


trying to figure out someone else’s shower


(via sloth-hatter)

I will burn all this



do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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