gatsby witch

Some old sailor gave me his heart. I keep it safe in this sea called my soul.

rewritingitall:

I say I’m like a tiger,

Like a lion

Earning my stripes.

He says no dear;

You’re dying.

-Essie Blaine

stickysheep:

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER FOREVER

(via randomfandomteacher)

My therapist just told me a joke.

theswearingmime:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

FUCK

(via slythwolf)

Katie and I woke up with an anti-gay slur on our door. Gotta love college.
Katie and I aren’t even gay.

This is so relevant to me right now